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Christmas can bring joy and warmth, but it's not uncommon for it to be accompanied by a lot of stress. However, it's essential to recognise that stress doesn't have to be an inevitable part of the festivities.

To navigate this time of year, focus on simplicity over perfection. Set realistic expectations for yourself and others, and understand that Christmas will probably be more like Die Hard than Love Actually.

Remember that the true spirit of Christmas lies in spending quality time with loved ones, not in creating a flawless event that would make Nigella Lawson feel inadequate. Embrace imperfections and be flexible. Bear in mind that even Harry Houdini buckled when he tried to carve a turkey at the table in front of 12 people.

So, you could plan the best Christmas in history, but if Hans Gruber leads a heist and you live at Nakatomi Plaza, you might need to adjust your course and roll with it.

But remember, as long as there are booze, chocolate, and cheese, it will all be OK.