You can’t please everyone

“You can please some of the people all of the time, you can please all of the people some of the time, but you can’t please all of the people all of the time”

― John Lydgate

You know, it's like juggling flaming swords while riding a unicycle on a tightrope suspended over a pit of malnourished crocodiles. Pleasing some of the people all of the time is as attainable as engaging in a riveting discussion with your mother about the fluctuating prices of corned beef.

On the other hand, pleasing all of the people some of the time is like discovering a magical unicorn frolicking on your front lawn. It's a remarkable rarity, but remember not to become too accustomed to it, for that unicorn could promptly transform into a disgruntled donkey that relieves itself at the first opportunity.

So, always bear in mind that pleasing everyone all the time isn't going to happen, you are going to upset and annoy people, but it's important to be true to yourself and not boost the happiness of others at the expense of your own.